08.26.11

08.25.11

if a sentient, red balloon
were to ever follow me,
i'd pop that shit so fast.

08.24.11

braggadocio

08.20.11

"three tomatoes are walkin' down the street--
poppa tomato, momma tomato, baby tomato.
baby tomato starts lagging behind,
and poppa tomato gets really angry;
goes back and squishes him; says, 'catch up.'"
-m.w. *or u.t.

08.19.11

the great catsby

08.17.11

"when it rains it pours"
this sells salt how?
*utter nonsense*

08.16.11

08.13.11

it's been a "oui"k!

08.12.11

"a black sheep amidst black sheep"
i.e. go rain on someone else's parade
i.e. "ewe"

08.11.11

"so...o, blique."

08.10.11

"breakfast"

08.09.11

"you dance...like a fruit."

08.08.11

"the crime"

08.06.11